Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night
and ask
you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you
start pulling
her pants then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet;
''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the
elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they
ask;
''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and
get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of
flowers and you still asks him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
ticket, a
friend see's you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with
your eyes
closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter
asks you:
''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.