If he CALLS you and your phone is OFF, he thinks you’re CHEATING…. then he sends a sms saying “DON’T TELL ME THE BATTERY STORY COZ I KNOW THAT LINE”
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON?T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON?T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON?T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON?T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON?T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON?T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
If ur ex possessed any of this..u were right to let go... make a new year resolution and find yourself a GOOD MAN.
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