ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN FROM A STINGY TACTICAL MAN..

1. When she says "lets
meet",make sure you meet
her where they don't sell food or beer
may be a Post Office,Church or even the
RoundAbout..

2. If you are broke & its X-mas time or
her
Birthday,just start some beef & make up
after the
Event!..

3. If she asks you for airtime coz she
wants to send you
sweet texts and stuff!.....just
send her 100MB data
bundle & tell her it's for the whole week
on FB!

4. If she asks U to take her out on
Sunday,just carry a Bible & take her to
the
nearest Church!

5. She says she wants to see a Movie,go
home with her &
give her a CD bag to choose her Movie..

6. She wants another
phone???? Coz she wants to have 2
lines???
Go get her a Chinese Double
Sim or better still a Tripple
Sim... *wink*