funny

No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby
that he put poison on the wife's nipples while
she was asleep.The next day, their driver died
of poisoning. ***************
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No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling
people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad
why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no
one will sleep with your mum.
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No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and
blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid
said sir you are my witness you know I never
wear panties.**********************
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No4
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old
catches them,Son: "What are you doing?" Ask
the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol on your
Mom."Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s
engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr
Zwane has put in yesterday." Mother fainted!
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No5
A man went to the pub with his wife.When he
left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute
approached his wife & whispered:"You must
DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't
pay. ******************************
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No6 - Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court
his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence
saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with
this tiny tot?The boy whispers, "Don't shake it,
we'll lose the case!" ***************
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with
the smiles.